| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Dale Purinton | Was kinda cool in junior ,what happened ? |
| 2 | Matt Cooke | Thank you Evander Kane ..the boys better have passed the hat around the dressing room after that game |
| 3 | Ulf Samuelsson | should have been taken out back and shot |
| 4 | P.K. Subban | This kid is going to get it one day ...and that day cant come soon enough |
| 5 | Gino Odjick | Gino would throw down and i bet could have run for mayor in Vancouver and won ..but take your russian meal ticket and hit the bricks |
| 6 | Peter Worrell | your name is Peter isnt ? |
| 7 | Mick Vukota | Never like to use the word Hate ..when talking about a fellow saskatoon boy ..but the whole bodyslam thing was a bit much . Oddly enough when he got older and moved on to Mtl and then Utah in the IHL he would go toe to toe |
| 8 | Glenn Healy | Whoever got the idea that putting this fucking clown on tv should be shot and pissed on . Nobody gives a shit what a goalie has to say ,yet these networks keep putting them on the air ..does the NFL put kickers on tv ..no ..there is a reason for that |
| 9 | Hal Gill | Biggest guy on the ice and he is scared of his own shadow ..waste of space |
| 10 | Zack Stortini | This guy fights like he is dancing at a grade 6 sock hop |
| 11 | Raffi Torres | i bet he can snort a hell of a long line off a strippers ass |
| 12 | Jesse Boulerice | Take the visor off man ...tough dude but did some stupid shit . Your wife announces your retirement ? |
| 13 | Gordie Dwyer | beat it ginger |
| 14 | Lyle Odelein | Played a long time with limited skill ... he has a look that makes me want to put my fist through the tv screen |
| 15 | Troy Mallette | This goof was yapping about wanting the nhl to ban fighting during his playing days in New York ...they get rid of fighting ,your collecting shopping carts at Costco ,dip shit |
| 16 | Chris Nilan | This guy fought like a 4 year old in the dark.Is that a bathing suit in your pocket ? |
| 17 | Martin Lapointe | Doesnt need to buy a lottery ticket already won with some of the contracts this guy signed. They always said he was the strongest guy in the league ..the muscles were all for show cause he didnt flex them much on the ice |
| 18 | Alex Ovechkin | great skills ..but really you put the "c" on this guy ..its me ,myself and I with this cat. Runs around and never has to back shit up ,if he played like that back in the day he would have gotten killed . The rules of todays game have given this guy balls ..and any time someone calls this guy a powerfoward i throw up a little in my mouth |
| 19 | Peter Forsberg | again great skills ,but dirty prick that would dive when touched . Injuries caught up with him ,dont want to use the word Karma but ... |
| 20 | Chris Pronger | more money than god and still hasnt gotten his teeth fixed ..great player but i never understood why he hasnt gotten his ass kicked for all his cheap shit he has done |
| 21 | Mikael Renberg | should get down on his knees every night and thank god that Lindros came to Philly |
| 22 | Richard Matvichuk | This guy is a jerk off ..Watching Rob DiMaio drop this big stiff like second period french was a thing of beauty |