| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Peter Forsberg | You swedish fuck. Your so overrated and you think your tough but your not. You deserve a kick in the teeth. |
| 2 | Willie Mitchell | Nice hair you little prick. You think your tough too... but you havent even foughten this year. You shouldnt be the captain for the Wild |
| 3 | Donald Brashear | Look at me , im going to run away from the fighters who want to fight me. You shouldnt be playing in the NHL if your going to do that |
| 4 | Henrik Sedin | Panzy |
| 5 | Daniel Sedin | Panzy
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| 6 | Adam Mair | i just dont like him |
| 7 | Jussi Markkanen | |