| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Claude Lemieux | Cheap shot artist who would turtle the second someone stood up to him. He's a pussy |
| 2 | Ulf Samuelsson | Ruined Neely's career. Many dirty hits on players around the league. He is a pussy and a piece of shit. |
| 3 | Eric Lindros | Wouldn't sign with Quebec and then they won the Cup as the Avalanche next year. I hope he never wins a Cup. |
| 4 | Daniel Briere | This guy is a fucking pussy and a diver. Every time I hear him talk, I think he is a fag. |
| 5 | Donald Brashear | All he does is hug people till they fall, then he punches them when they are down. |