| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Sidney Crosby | A big whiner who is full of himself. The media attention is getting to his head... Can't wait 'til someone totally lays him out! |
| 2 | Jordin Tootoo | cheap dirty player |
| 3 | Wayne Gretzky | WIMP!!!!! |
| 4 | Claude Lemieux | Cheapshot! I'm so glad McCarty pummelled the turtle! |
| 5 | Barry Melrose | How biased can you be?! You've said for like the last four years the Wings are gunna be mediocre!!! |