| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Sidney Crosby | Hes just such an ugly little baby with buck teeth like a rabbit. |
| 2 | Sean Avery | I hate him but he fun to watch especially when NEIL OWNED HIM |
| 3 | Claude Lemieux | I want to see him lose all of his teeth for making drapers face into a pancake. |
| 4 | Chris Simon | Go take your meds you pchyotic freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 5 | Wayne Gretzky | He was not as good as BOBBY ORR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT HE WAS A GOOD PLAYER I DONT HATE ITS JUST BOBBYORR WAS THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 6 | Bryan McCabe | CHeap little bitch who scores on his own net and gets paid the same amount as Joe Thornton LOL and he socres on his own net. |