| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Matthew Barnaby | Routinely gets ragdolled when he fights. Always good to see him get beat up. |
| 2 | Donald Brashear | He disrespescted too many good fighters and his time will come where someone knocks his ass down and does the most muscular pose over him. |
| 3 | Zdeno Chara | Big prick who in the past 3 years has totally picked his spots. Wants to be considered tough and respected but really chooses when to drop his gloves. No fuckin balls. A real Lumux who can't stand longer than 5 seconds in a fight. |
| 4 | Rob Ray | Punching bag! His head looks like a rotted punched in pumpkin. Had to undress before he would even fight. |