| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Mark Messier | The reason why I am a life long Oilers fan. One of the top ten best to ever play the game. Tough as nails. |
| 2 | Chris Simon | Great left hand, Crazy as fuck and could put the puck in the net. Complete player. |
| 3 | Wendel Clark | Only reason to watch the Leafs in the 1980s. Took on guys twice his size and rarely lost. Would have been a HOFer if not for the injuries, pure goal scorer, great wrist/snap shot |
| 4 | Steve Ott | I would probably hate him if he did not play for the Windsor Spitfires, used to love to watch him score goals and cause shit at the old barn. Favorite Spit of all time. Will be tough to watch him in a Sabres sweater .... I hate everything about Western New York. |
| 5 | Steve Downie | Hate the way things ended in Windsor. Stood next to him at a Windsor-St Mikes game at St Mikes arena in Oct/05 while he was home in TO on suspension/leave from the team after the Akim Aliu incident. Still don't understand why Stevie Y traded you to Colorado??? |
| 6 | Adam Graves | Gravy was a bad mother fucker. As a kid I was strangely obsessed with him after '90 cup run |
| 7 | Cam Janssen | This guy terrorized the OHL as the champ in the early/mid 2000's. He seems like a frat boy/meathead from middle america which is just awful but .......... Windsor Spitfires baby |
| 8 | Chris Bain | Great rivalry with Janssen: London-Windsor. Some of the best fights I have ever seen live. Can't believe this guy could not stick in the minor leagues. Disappeared into thin air in 2007 then popped up out of nowhere in 2010 in the FHL only to vanish again after 7 games |
| 9 | Jon "Nasty" Mirasty | In 2004 I randomly came across his hockeyDB profile and became obsessed with his insane goon like stat line of 0 goals 5 assists and 356 PIM for Baker in the ECHL. A few year later I find out that he had become quite famous in the underground hockey fight world for his work in Quebec and with the Crunch ..... trippy. Love that he has a job in the KHL, wish he would have been given a few games in the show |
| 10 | Peter Worrell | I love him for his off ice behavior. The Lilja story if my favorite crazy off ice hockey story off all time. |
| 11 | Georges Laraque | How in the hell 75 queers on this site hate him is beyond me. How do you hate an undisputed heavyweight champ for 5-7 years, who can also play the game and is a legitimate great guy off the ice? |
| 12 | Todd Bertuzzi | He should have just dropped his gloves, turned Moore around and pounded him regardless of if Steve didn't want to go instead of suckering him. Your career would have turned out so much better, you lost your edge that night. Still love you, only thing I like about the wings, hope you get a ring |
| 13 | Derek Boogaard | Still can't get over the shock that night when I found out he died. I was so happy for him when he signed with the Rangers. Can't believe all the shit that came out in the media that he was going through. R.I.P. my favorite post lockout heavyweight you were an original BadMan |
| 14 | Ed Kastelic | Another one of my completely random obsessions. Loved using him for fights in NHLPA hockey 1992 on super nintendo |
| 15 | Bryan Fogarty | An interesting, heartbreaking tale of what could have been. Would loved to have seen him reach his full potential ...... would also have loved to have gone to dirty Quebec City dive bar with you and Kordic and partied back in the day |
| 16 | Steve Natywary | I went to school with his older brother John who looks identical to him. If Steve is anything like John, then he is bat shit crazy and belongs in a mental hospital. I have seen his brother fight guys at house parties bare knuckled with no fear while his opponents come at him with bottles. Enjoyed Steve's fights on this site in LNAH also! |
| 17 | Tony Twist | I can actually feel pain when I see him pounding on guys from clips on this site. Scariest looking guy of all time. Great name. Sued comic book geek |
| 18 | Jason Pinizzotto | I grew up with this guy from age 9. He is 75% good guy 25% Asshole. Told our high school woodworking teacher to Fuck off and "I will be making millions in the NHL in a few years" HaHaHa ...... He is an extremely talented center who was always injured and was mismanaged in the OHL. Barrie tried to convert him to a winger, not a good idea to have a guy with soft hands that does not use his 6'3" frame @ all digging/mucking/grinding in the corners. He has carved out a nice career for himself in Germany however. Best of luck Pinner! |
| 19 | Steve Pinizzotto | (Brother of Jason) You know those little kids that are complete loud foul mouth assholes at like age 5?? That was Steve Pinner back in the day. Have not seen or spoken to him since he would have been around 10 years old. Only because I knew him it would be cool to see him in the show. I would hope that he has grown up into a much better person. Best of luck in Van City Steve |
| 20 | John Kordic | Rambo. The enforcer for some bad leaf teams back in the day, childhood memories, Took 8 Quebec City police officers to take down this Badman. R.I.P. |
| 21 | Brian McGrattan | First saw him during his O/A year in the 2002 OHL playoffs w the Soo playing against the Spits. He was massive back then with a nasty playoff beard. |
| 22 | Todd Marchant | Filthy American and Buffalo trash but love you forever for Game 7 WCQF OT winner vs Dallas. That was the first good thing to happen to the oil in a long time after many bad years |
| 23 | Arron Asham | I love this guy! Bad ass middleweight that can take a regular shift. Probably toughest middleweight in the league with Janssen. Never seen him get fucked up, but he sure dishes out some beat downs |
| 24 | Jere Karalahti | Great SI article on him back in '02, would love to party with him. What a fucking nut. Not much of an NHL career but have seen him throwing bombs in the Finnish league on YouTube |
| 25 | Matt Carkner | Anyone else ever notice that Matt Carkner was the last person that both Boogaard and Rick Rypien ever fought in the NHL in late 2010 .......... |
| 26 | Lance Galbraith | I played one season of T-ball with him at age 9 and my best friend played hockey and was good friends with him for years. He was a dick and a really good athlete. Super competitive hot headed individual even as a kid. I challenged him to many fights through my friend over the years, I am glad that it never came to fruition. Many off ice problems for Lance, would have been a buzz to see him make it in the show. The man is a god in Ottawa. Hope to see him coaching hockey soon. |
| 27 | Marty McSorley | I actually hate you. The one and only reason you are on this list is for what you did to Brashear! And what a wonderful and important reason that is! Thank You from the bottom of my heart for sticking that dirty nig-nog in the head ....... and for protecting Wayne, Edmonton days only though |
| 28 | Marc-Andre Roy | 1090 PIMS .... in TWO seasons of Major Junior hockey ...... Jaw dropped .. WoW. 1115 PIMs if you count playoffs |
| 29 | Chad Wagner | 649 PIMS in '97-98 season in IHL & ECHL .... 712 PIMS if you count playoffs. All in 61 games total!! |
| 30 | Scott Page | How is Scottie enjoying driving the Frito Lays chip truck in Connecticut these days? The original captain of the horrible Mississauga Ice Dogs could do it all: Hit, Fight, Score .. true team leader. He only played 1 year of pro in the UHL cause his dad made him quit to get a "real job" ... driving the chip truck! Also wanted to spend time with his hot ass GF that may be his wife by this point in time. |
| 31 | Trent Walford | Oldest of the 3 Wally boyz. Retired from hockey in late 2000 to marry sexy Amy McCarthy, sister of fame whore Jenny McCarthy! He became Jenny McCarthys agent or something and got a producing credit on a shitty straight to DVD movie. Amy McCarthy ditched him and married Dan Hinote, I guess she wanted NHL dick? Trent is now doing well running a business in vegas that packages vegas vacations for high roller types. License to print money and pussy! He party's with Jeremy Roenick and other NHL guys all the time |
| 32 | Tyler Badham | With love from cousin Dave Broos. He told me to look you up and I see that you are quite a good middleweight scrapper. I hear you now play in a dutch-jew shitty junior "c" league cause you couldn't make the Laurier team. Good luck for this coming season! |
| 33 | Alexander Eaton | Had golf, party club night, brunch with this guy after a bachelor party about 5 years ago. I had never heard of him and my friend who was getting married said "he played in the OHL and was a fighter". I looked him up and he he did fight a lot in the "O". Unfortunately his fight card is a who's who of him getting the shit kicked out of him by future NHLers. He was the Kelly Buchburger of the OHL in the mid 2000s: big balls, always willing never winning. The guy seemed like a nice kid, preppy fuck. He was pissed off that he couldn't make the Western Mustangs team |
| 34 | Brad Walford | Told me great Steve Ott stories when he played against him in the OHL, he said he was the "claude lemieux of the league, great player but hated by everyone" Brad was a great guy but his "boys" he hung out with in LP were total fags |
| 35 | Austin Corredato | Saw him play in 2004 OPJHL finals with Steve Pinner for Oakville vs Aurora. Was very impressed with what I saw. Unfortunately he got cut by Rio in the CHL when he tried to go pro |
| 36 | John Freeman | Porn Star: This guy played in a mens league in TO and was a bouncer at a stip club called the brass rail in TO. Since he had hook ups in the sex industry he ended up going to Cali to shoot some fuck flicks, and on the side was the fill in enforcer for Baker. Ended up getting arrested at the airport in '02 and that kind of killed his porn/semi pro hockey dreams as he was not allowed back in the US. Last I heard he is back at "the rail" kicking ass, but that was many years ago |
| 37 | Frank Littlejohn | If you don't give a damn we don't give a fuck. Don't start no shit there won't be no shit. |
| 38 | Andy Bezeau | Buzzsaw was fuckin CRAY! |
| 39 | Denis Gauthier | Visor wearing frog threw bombs for hits and was willing to drop 'em with just about anyone ...... always just liked him for some reason, could throw a good elbow too |
| 40 | Igor Ulanov | Very cheap, very dirty, very Russian .......... and I loved every minute he was on the ice! |
| 41 | Bill Huard | |
| 42 | Paul MacDermid | |
| 43 | Bob Bassen | |
| 44 | Paul Porcaro | It was a shame that Matt Johnson ended your career with a dirty knee job in your first OHL game. You said you were scared of him when you saw him in the warm ups, that is some sweet foreshadowing. At least now you are enjoying fishing and "snow" with Johnny Wolock on 3 mile lake. In all seriousness PEP is a good guy. |
| 45 | Jeff Beukeboom | |
| 46 | Kelly Buchberger | Biggest punching bag in NHL history, but would take on ANYONE, lots of heart. 12 years with the oil. Hard worker, great leader, team guy lasted 17 years in the show for always busting his ass and doing what needed to be done. |
| 47 | Dennis Vial | |
| 48 | Phil Crowe | Crowe vs Kruse 12/20/1993 ........ nuff said |
| 49 | Sergei Olimpiev | Arrested in Toronto in 2004 for human trafficking/pimping Russian/Ukrainian girls ......... Can you say Russian Mob?? |
| 50 | Bogdan Rudenko | Dirty, dirty player always hitting from behind. Ended a guys career in the early mid 2000s cause of a cheap hit. Steve McIntyre was a one time teammate then BEAT HIS ASS the next year in the UHL, looked personal. After retirement was arrested in North Carolina and held in custody for almost 2 years for allegedly murdering his best friend. He is now released. |
| 51 | Mike Danton | |
| 52 | Jonah Coonishish-Coon | What a name. Wish he played in a more prominent league. |
| 53 | Vince Malts | How do you not love a guy who one day is going to high school in a shit hole like Philly, then the next thing he knows he is in the Q fucking french bitches and getting drafted into the NHL. To top it all off he does absolutely nothing with his career except toil around various "AA" levels ... way too go "Matlzy" |
| 54 | Tyrone Garner | Nigger .............. |
| 55 | Eric Laplante | Nigger .............. |
| 56 | Samuel Duplain | Nigger .............. |
| 57 | George Finn | Carl Racki from Youngblood .... you better believe I love this fucker. Fought Steve Thomas in the OHL, Thomas was also in Youngblood ... interesting. |
| 58 | Kevin Bolduc | Fat Nigger ...... |
| 59 | Tommy Bolduc | Nigger ............. I have seen clips where he fights with a doo rag on his head ...... Nigger |
| 60 | Dustin Byfuglien | Fat, coked out and very talented. I like Buff a lot. |
| 61 | Patrick Cote | Busted @ Canada-US boarder with something like 100 LBS of pot in the trunks??? |
| 62 | Jacques Mailhot | You have to love a frog that is playing in an industrial league and then 2 years later gets a cup of coffee in the show |
| 63 | Akim Aliu | Loved when Windsor's 1st round pick in the 2005 ohl draft was a black guy from Nigeria who grew up in the Ukraine. Nice tilt vs Downie in practice ruined the team that year but cleared the way for changes that led to back to back Memorial cup titles and one of the best franchises in the entire CHL |
| 64 | Bryan Marchment | King of all knee jobs. I hated him when he was on the Hawks in the early 90's. I grew to love him after he left that team. Loved when he hit Mike Gartner into the crossbar on a rush up ice HFD-NYR game in 93-94 @ MSG |
| 65 | Mike Bray | Saw him play in the Q and got hooked. Crazy east coast trash, great fighter. |
| 66 | Robert Snowball | Saw him play in the Q and got hooked. Tough with a great name. |
| 67 | Link Gaetz | I wish ESPN would do a 30 for 30 on this guy's life story .... unfortunately Americans hate Hockey |
| 68 | Darren Banks | Nigger .............. Good Windsor boy works as a casino host in Vegas now |
| 69 | Robin Big Snake | Typical crazy Indian that rocked the OHL in 04-05. Was a world class drunk too with great stories. Talk about bad luck: Driving home @ 8am fucked up after an all nighter and some bitch commits suicide by throwing herself in front of his car and he was charged with vehicular manslaughter as a result ... totally not his fault, but he was drunk behind the wheel .. what are the fucking odds??? |
| 70 | Rumun Ndur | Nigger .............. |
| 71 | D.J. King | I love how crazy natives are. This guy is a throwback old school fighter, tough as shit, awesome fighter |
| 72 | Chris Nilan | Knuckles is as old school as they come. The man is a smack head too, loves his junk |
| 73 | Bear Trapp | Great name. I think he fucked a polar bear. |
| 74 | Joey Kocur | The guy is so white trash but is top 10 NHL fighters of all time |
| 75 | Hugh Jessiman | I have loved following the career of Huge Speciman, the biggest bust in the 03 draft. Glade he got a cup of coffee, hope he gets another shot in the show. |
| 76 | Rich Pilon | Great hitter, would drop the gloves with anyone and just the right amount of dirty |
| 77 | Dale Purinton | Love this psycho fuck. A casualty of the new post lockout NHL. Limited talent and still stuck around the NHL for 4 years. He belongs in a mental hospital. |
| 78 | Jean-Luc Grand-Pierre | Nigger .............. I am pretty sure he has a hot innocent white wife |
| 79 | Sean McMorrow | Nigger .............. Dirty fighter with hilarious OHL stats. Got 1 game in the show in Toronto on HNIC. Accused of running a Pot distribution ring in WNY ... funny. |
| 80 | Chad Painchaud | Wonder if he's still fucking KN's sister???? |
| 81 | Nathan Perrott | |
| 82 | Luke Richardson | Respect |
| 83 | Jim Paek | Jim Paek only NIP to ever win the Stanley Cup |
| 84 | Glen Hartwell | The man loves eating inmates Canteen @ The Don. Should have tried to get a US scholarship before you became a CO. |
| 85 | Jarrett Reid | Rapist |
| # | Team | Comments |
| 1 | Tampa Bay Lightning 1997-1998 | Weimer, Ulanov, Marchment, McCarthy, DeBrusk, Huscroft, Nazarov, Vukota, Mallette, Ciccone ..... ALL SUITED UP FOR THIS TEAM. THAT IS FUCKING KRAZY, 10 GOONS IN ONE YEAR. No wonder they only won 17 game. Undisputed all time goon squad when looking at a roster |
| 2 | Edmonton Oilers 2005-2006 | Thanks for a great run! Game one of the finals will haunt me until the day I die, If they did not blow that 3-0 lead they would have won in 6 regardless of what happened to Rollie |
| 3 | Edmonton Oilers 1987-1988 | First memory of Stanley Cup Finals. Big reason why I am an oiler fan to this day. Gretz last hurrah! The lights go out in the Boston Garden!!!! |
| 4 | Edmonton Oilers 1989-1990 | The quest for a silver dream. Vividly remember this run. Mess never looked better holding the cup. This was a big Fuck You to LA love it! |
| 5 | Toronto Maple Leafs 1992-1993 | Robbed of a Montreal-Toronto Final. Would have been the greatest final of the past 50 years. Fucking Kerry Fraser missing the hick stick by Wayne on Dougie |
| 6 | Ottawa Senators 2007-2008 | What a collection of coked out animals!!!! This team was the NHL's answer to the 1980's New York Mets. Super skilled but partied way too much off the ice ..... snorted away the Stanley Cup this year. Started the season like 19-2-2 or something and barely made the playoffs the year after going to the finals |
| 7 | Calgary Flames 2003-2004 | Edmonton COULD have beaten Carolina in 06. This Calgary team SHOULD have beaten Tampa in 04. Up 3-2 going home for game 6 you gotta close it out. Sutter or someone on the flames staff in the press box should have alerted the off ice officials that Gelinas puck went in, it was the flames own fault for not being alert on that. |
| 8 | Tampa Bay Lightning 2010-2011 | Great playoff run thanks for the memories. Could have beat Boston. Would have been an interesting final against Vancouver |
| 9 | Quebec Nordiques 1994-1995 | Matteo said it perfect. What a great team. This team had more up front talent and grit than the team that won the cup in Denver a year later. The big difference was the Avs getting Pat Roy in net. They should have beaten NYR in the first round, but NYR was defending champs and not a typical #8 seed. had the nords played WSH or BUF in round one they might have gone on to win the cup that year even with weak goaltending. BRING EM BACK BETTMAN !!!!!!!!!!! |
| 10 | Edmonton Oilers 2000-2001 | 5 niggers on this team, an NHL record. There is a better chance of someone beating Gretzky's 50 goals in 39 games than this record (Greir, Laraque, Brown, Carter, Gage). Edmonton has always been a safe home for black hockey players. "Niggmonton" |
| 11 | Atlanta Thrashers 2010-2011 | Last NHL team that will ever be in the ATL. The last year they finally tried the plan that I thought would put people in the seats in ATL, know your city demographic and stock your team full of niggers. They tied Edmonton's NHL record of 5 (2000-2001). Proved to be "too little too late". (Buff, Kane, Stewart, Oduya, Dawes) |