| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Jordin Tootoo | Dirty fuckin squaww.. why dont you go sucker Robidas again?? ohh nevermind BARCH will just kick your dirty ass AGAIN you bastard |
| 2 | Zdeno Chara | Probably one of the toughest.. UNDEFEATED but he's ugly as fuck and cheap |
| 3 | Ian Laperriere | sucks to fight.. crooked nose.. hugs too much |
| 4 | Donald Brashear | REALLY big and tough, but he hugs too much and he's old |
| 5 | Don Cherry | Fucking bullshiter, he said when he played with Boston he got in a fight and broke his hand on some guys visor, but yet he has no fights and he played like 1 fucking season in the NHL and was bench warming the whole time. |
| 6 | Bill Berg | Sucks balls to fight |
| 7 | Jody Shelley | after watching the DAL/SJ game April 6th, i seen his greasy side when he suckered hagman and jumped Ott (racking up 41 PIM that game, he should of at least fought Winchester or Barch at least someone his class/size, one of the heavy's instead of fighting non-fighters like Hagman, and jumping someone in a smaller weight class, but i cant hate him just for that, he's a love/hate for me. |
| 8 | Evan Sparling | I played against this greasy prick |
| 9 | Frederick Roy | Greasy prick, just like his brother Jonathan. |
| 10 | Jonathan Roy | Cheap piece of fucking shit, big man pounding somebody who doesn't wanna fight. Piece of shit i'll kick your dirty ass. |
| 11 | Zack Stortini | Cocky fuck, thinks he's the greatest, can't fight for shit, though he does have some endurance, but none the less still a flamming plug. |
| 12 | Corey Perry | I hate this scronny, malnurished, neglected weasel faced fuck. |
| 13 | Daniel Carcillo | He's a great fighter, fights often, wins often, but I find him too cocky and sometimes cheap. |