| # | Player | Comments |
| 1 | Sidney Crosby | Crybaby. |
| 2 | Claude Lemieux | Just a terrible human being. |
| 3 | Nick Kypreos | If Ryan VandenBussche had been in the league ten years earlier, the NHL may never have had to suffer this useless goon. How people can like this guy, even fans of teams he played for, is beyond my understanding. |
| 4 | Patrick Kaleta | A guy like this epitomizes the Buffalo Sabres. Dirty, whiny, cheap, all talk and no bite. |
| 5 | Zdeno Chara | If I threw one punch at guys half my height and then got tied up, I'd have a big win percentage too. |
| 6 | P.K. Subban | Put him in a Flyers uniform and I'd probably love him. But he's a yappy whiner with no bite, and a Canadien.. two strikes against. |
| 7 | Marty McSorley | My hatred for this steroid monster goes back to the early 1990's when, after being leveled on a solid check, he got all butt-hurt and randomly speared Mike Bullard in the no-nos. Brashear was just one in a long line of psycho moments in this nutcase's career. When he concentrated on hockey, he was a very underrated player, too, which is the biggest shame. |
| 8 | Dan Bylsma | Worthless scum as a player and worthless scum as a coach. |